Chapter 371 — I'm an Infinite Regressor, But I've Got Stories to Tell

Chapter 371

The narrator reflects on how the concept of 'Constellations' became common knowledge among Awakeners on the Korean Peninsula, largely due to enthusiastic fans of the web novel <The Tutorial Is Too Hard> who explained the lore without filtering. Despite this, the narrator questions how well the Saintess, Jeong Ye-ji, actually understands these Constellations, given her limited reading habits. On a beach, the narrator encounters a delusional, eyepatch-wearing girl with a bob cut who collapses after laughing maniacally. The narrator, suspecting this is a shard of the Saintess's Constellation, approaches her and asks if she is the General of the Left. The girl, believing herself to be Lü Bu Fengxian, claims to have killed Dong Zhuo and asks if the narrator wishes to serve her. The narrator internally notes the character sheet's inaccuracies, criticizing the Saintess for neglecting the source material of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms while creating a Lü Bu-based Constellation. The girl compliments the narrator's physique and attempts to slap him, which he rebuffs as harassment. The narrator realizes this girl is a personality spun off from the Saintess's role-play and shares her impulses. Suddenly, the narrator calls the girl a 'fiend,' causing her to panic and demand the return of her 'sisters.' At that moment, another entity resembling the Saintess appears from the sand, introducing herself as [The Collector of All Anomalies] and the sister of Lü Bu. Lü Bu angrily denies their sibling relationship, calling the Collector a vicious snake, while the Collector mocks Lü Bu’s martial approach, advocating for intellect and strategy. The Collector attempts to recruit the narrator, promising to help him conquer anomalies and offering to become his 'Mother' alongside Lü Bu. The narrator feigns interest and asks Go Yuri to attack. Go Yuri unleashes a shadow mouth that swallows and devours the Collector, leaving no trace. Go Yuri then cleans her lips and advises the Saintess's guild leader to dispose of the Collector's soul to spare the Saintess's mental health. Afterward, Lü Bu, witnessing the display of power, immediately drops to her knees and prostrates herself before the narrator, declaring him her 'Father' because he is the Saintess's lover. She begs for her life, offering to be his warhorse. The narrator tests her knowledge of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms by asking about Cao Cao and Liu Bei. Lü Bu correctly identifies Cao Cao as a hypocrite and Liu Bei as a virtuous lord, passing both tests. The narrator accepts her as Lü Bu, allowing her to call him 'hyung,' and plans to forge her into the mightiest Constellation to force the Saintess to appreciate the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. The chapter ends with the narrator noting that four more Constellation shards remain to be rescued.

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