Chapter 15 — I'm an Infinite Regressor, But I've Got Stories to Tell

Chapter 15

The Undertaker, currently in his 90th regression cycle, explains his unique mental health management strategy: he works diligently for five to seven cycles to prevent world destruction, then enters a 'vacation cycle' where he prioritizes his own peace and fun, ignoring global threats. This 90th cycle is his designated sabbatical, following his accidental transportation to Mars by Go Yuri in the previous cycle. Finding the timing convenient, he decides to relax. In a nearby hall, he captures the trembling Tutorial Fairy, Fairy Number 264, who had previously threatened Seo Gyu. The Undertaker interrogates her, not for combat utility, but to ask for advice on how to rest spectacularly while receiving lavish praise. The fairy, initially fearful after having her ears folded, reveals herself to be a utilitarian revolutionary who despises the 'RePoRe' (Regression, Possession, Reincarnation) protagonists that treat fairies as mobs in their stories. She proposes a fairy revolution against the Fairy King, whose subjects are rigged with explosive engravings in their hearts. She praises the Undertaker's potential for spiritual progress and begs him to join the [Fairy Revolution Club], promising to unlock a 'new route.' The Undertaker declines the combat route, citing exhaustion and a desire for a 'support route' involving coffee rather than blood. He rejects her communist rhetoric, noting his country's anti-communist spirit, but agrees to hire her as a separate asset, swearing loyalty from the fairy. After dismissing Seo Gyu, whom he instructs to manage an internet community called 'SG Net,' the Undertaker proceeds with his actual plan. He realizes that in the apocalypse, people cling to money and nostalgia. He decides to open a 24-hour convenience store in Seoul, the same location where he first met the Saintess, aiming to create the world's only normally operating convenience store to serve as a nostalgic sanctuary. He forces Fairy Number 264, now his first employee, to help. He frames the store not just as a business, but as the headquarters of 'The Sixth International,' appealing to the fairy's revolutionary ideals by calling her the 'first flag' of this avant-garde movement. Touched by this grand narrative, Fairy Number 264 weeps and pledges eternal loyalty. The Undertaker repurposes a political banner, writing 'Our store is open for regular business,' and hangs it at the Jamsu Bridge, officially opening humanity's last convenience store on his vacation.

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